💡 Fluorescent Future Parody Tee " Wal~(ugh)~mart : Where the fluorescent lights are brighter than my future."

Step into the world of retail realism with our "Fluorescent Future"  Wal~(ugh)~Mart Parody Tee! Featuring a witty, tongue-in-cheek design on a bold Safety Green backdrop, this shirt is perfect for those who appreciate a bit of workplace humor and the reality of the grind. Whether you’re clocking in, off the clock, or just love sarcastic streetwear, this tee delivers a bright message – literally and figuratively.

✨ Key Features:

• Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
• High-visibility Safety Green for that “official work shirt” vibe
• Playful parody design – perfect for work, off-hours, or making a statement
• Unisex fit – designed for everyone with a sense of humor

Note: This is a parody/satirical design and is not affiliated with any specific retailer.

.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.